This e-mail was from my friend’s mom (who might possibly be mentally ill) who sent a ranting, psychotic email to the Disney Movie Rewards website (where you enter codes from Disney movies to get stuff, from posters to electronics) and she went psycho when she found out they didn’t have the Mickey Mouse TV’s anymore.
WHERE’S THE TV!?!??! YOU ADVERTISE IT ALL AROUND YOUR SITE AND ON ALL YOUR
DVDS YOU SHOW PICS OF MICKEY MOUSE TVS AND I COME ON HERE WITH LIKE 200 DISNEY
MOVIES AND I CAN’T EVEN GET A STINKING MICKEY MOUSE TV WITH EARS AS SPEAKERS. I
HATE DISNEY. IM BOYCOTTING DISNEY. I HATE.IT. IM SUING BECAUSE THERE IS NO TV.
WHO CAN I SUE? I HAVE 14 KIDS WITH NO TV. IM DYING HERE. THEY TORTURE ME, AND I
NEED SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN THEM. HELP ME. I AM DYING. I ONLY HAVE 2 DOLLARS TO
MY NAME AND 3000 DISNEY MOVIES AND I NEED A TV!!!!
BY THE WAY, MY DUMB KIDS RIPPED OUT THE CODES AND I HAVE 2000 DISNEY MOVIES WITH
NO CODES!!! YOU SHOULD USE GLUE SO THEY CANT RIP IT OUT. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I
SPENT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS ON DISNEY MOVIES AND I HAVE NO TV. WE LIVE ON CHOP
SUEY ITS MY KIDS FAVORITE FOOD AFTER THEY SAW MULAN. AND THEY RIPPED OUT ALL MY
CODES!!! OH I KNOW WHY YOU DONT USE GLUE!! U WANT PEOPLE TO RIP THEM OUT SO THEY
CANT USE THE CODE TO GET A NON-EXISTANT TV!! DISNEY IS SATAN!! AND I AINT
SPENDIN NO 750 POINTS ON ‘WHOOPI’ SHOOTING ARROWS!! GET SOME GOOD MOVIES FOR A
CHANGE!! DISNEY IS A HEARTLESS CORPRATION JUST IN IT FOR MONEY!!
PS I ALSO SAW A PIC OF 2 HAPPY KIDS WATCHING A PIRATES TV!!!
Submitted by – Katy
My alternate self got me next week’s lottery numbers. Maybe now I’ll be able to afford cable.
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Submitted by – Luna
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Submitted by – Maranda
Do as I say, not as I do.
From: xxxx xxxxx
Sent: Monday, 13 July 2009 9:28 PM
To: xxxxx xxxx; xxxx xxxxx ; xxxx xxxxx ;xxxx xxxxx ;xxxx xxxxx ;xxxx xxxxx ;xxxx xxxxx ;
Subject: board reports
Hi can everyone please re look at their Board reports. I have had to make considerable changes.
Please remember that the brief outline is just that brief and is to give an outline only and is written so it can be picked up and put into a report for policy.
abbreviations and short unstructured sentences should not be used in a board report your sentences should flow
acronyms should not be used that are not common you should not assume that a board member knows these.
the use of capital letters throughout sentences is not appropriate.
please read your reports before submitting some sentences did not even make sense.
if you are going to use tables they should fit the page and be placed in the appropriate area.
When quoting numbers you write the number up to 10 then you use the number after 10
eg
four states, 23 sessions
thanks
Deb
Submitted By: Sunny P
Punctuated with irony.
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