Class Reunion
Despite an utter FAIL in tact and research, our plucky reunion coordinator succeeds in maintaining diplomacy. Another burbia find.
Despite an utter FAIL in tact and research, our plucky reunion coordinator succeeds in maintaining diplomacy. Another burbia find.
@crazyemails
Desperate!!!! No body wants that freakin’ job!!
Frist….Fistr….Strif…nevermind.
Good try though! Maybe next time.
1st
Morons posting first always fail!
lol that last question from Gail is the most f**king hilarious question ever
Awright Gail! Next step, community organizer, or perhaps even an ACORN supervisor.
100% Correct!
E-mail concealment fail. It’s obviously @yahoo.com from the top line. Why did they bother blocking it out afterwards?
Anyway, this is quite funny.
Actually, its “jeffersonhsreunion@yahoo.com”. Quite easily discernible by looking at the first and second usages of the address.
The entire address is visible in the first e-mail.
HAHAHA shows the lack of motivation of that school
and btw, the email addy was not blocked out at all for Gail’s email address used for Jefferson’s HS reunion
You may like to block out the name of the “neanderthal moron” as well.
I think I’m going to send an email and nominate myself.
Haha this is amazing.
If I were Gail, I’d try asking an alumnus that had NOT been expelled.
Response WIN by Mike. Very eloquent, well written, and about as subtle as a sledgehammer.
wow….
Gail, if you’re reading this, I’m up for the task. I think I can be as enthusiastic as Mike could have been, possibly moreso than he.
O.o
I like it how Gail’s first email is signed “Yours Sincerely” then the second one is signed “Cordially” hahahahaa
Hehe I wouldn’t want that job either
Hahahahahha!
Mixed up the Mikes, maybe?
wow 4 serious?
Hilarious response from Mike, I wonder how much of it was true? He seems very well written considering his “unprecedented delinquency”.
Binda, truancy does not equate to lack of intelligence. He was probably more bored with school than anything else. I’m living proof. I was absent 29-1/2 days of 180 my senior year (you were required, by law, to repeat if you missed 30 days). Yet, I graduated third in the class and went on to get my M.S. in molecular biology.
It’s a Win:Win. Win for Mike for replying with an eFlameThrower and Win for Gail for having the balls to actually to reply to Mike’s response!
Hey Matt if u read this good 4 u!!!
How funny was that?
Seriously lolin here!!!
^~^
You may have graduated but I’m sure you missed out on gaining a lot of social skills. Skiving your education is nothing to shout about.
You’re kidding, right?
I agree completely that education is nothing to be taken lightly.
That said, here is a man who has an advanced degree in a field that 99+ percent of professional biologists (myself included) struggle with. It’s incredibly pretentious to chastize someone who has mastered such material because they “missed out” on high school “social skills.”
Matt, you’re spot-on.
In the interest of full disclosure, I will say that this is coming from someone who by all accounts was the top student in my high school class (as if that actually means anything). I was expelled 3 weeks before graduation for excessive truancy, among other things. I never graduated from high school, and I never will.
Clearly, I’ve failed at life because of it… I’m weeks away from completing an MS in wildlife biology, I’ve made my living working with federally listed endangered species for the past 4 years, and I’ve already authored a half dozen professionally reviewed research papers.
The system failed me, as it has so many others. And for the record: I’m pissed off about it. Not because of my own experience (I can honestly say that I wouldn’t do anything differently), but because our K12 educational system here in the States is fundamentally screwed up, and people deserve better than that.
Sorry about the rant, but I can’t let asinine bullshit like this pass.
Louise, I sincerely hope that the experience you gained through high school social interactions takes you far in life. Matt and I will have to settle for dealing with brilliant people on a daily basis and figuring out how to fix what other folks have fucked up.
I think you’re the reason some people sleep with a gun under their pillow.
Gail is an awesome human being
“no no, can not go in and talk about real stuff and emotions here, need to fix Party , stay cheerful Gail, don’t stray from your golden path… just write the essential” <3
Forgot to say how awesome your reply was btw
Wow…just, wow.
That is so fail in so many ways I don’t know where to start.
So, I’ll just say this: GAIL FAIL!!!!!!
Now that’s what it’s like communicating with a machine.
If I was him I would have taken the job and then just royally screwed it up.
Please make these image files o something so we can view them clearly! Thanks. I love these emails!
Fail Gail is right…
But she has a win for making me LOL.
Excellent.
I believe there’s a FAIL though: Gail’s e-mail adress is covered in the last two messages but not in the first. Legal warning!!
There isn’t any insanity here, it’s just very funny that’s all.
Not insane at all. I don’t have a clue about Jefferson but I would vent that it probably sucks!
He should have taken the job, yep. Could remind one of The Celebration…
that last question was made off awesome.
And by the way, “Neanderthal Moron”.
Neanderthalers had more brains than the average homo sapiens at that time, and today. Fail in that one.
@ Mouse:
Win
@ Louise/GZ:
I think you’re the reason some people would rather pull a ‘hookey’ in the 1st place (and possibly explain why some people never want to have kids)
@ Jack:
Sorry, PEBKAC issue, my bad
@torn page
FAIL! *takes screenshot* this is going on fail blog!
i love how she says ‘reminisce about all the good times.’ what an idiot.
hahaha that guy is my idol!
I realize this is ancient, but I feel the need to say that Mike is my new hero. I fully admit that I get a distinctly vindictive pleasure when so-called delinquents make non-delinquents look like idiots. Personally I was “unofficially” expelled and eventually dropped out. It was without question the best decision I ever made. Standardized public education is also nothing to shout about these days.