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Hey Guys….

“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.”

EFCP - Hey Guys

submitted by: Ashley

43 Responses to “Hey Guys….”

  1. FunkyDoesIt says:

    Second!

    Btw, that’s a great way to leave without paying your part of the rent!

  2. Ken says:

    I thought at first that it was signed “Mom”.

    But it’s probably not.

    That said, I’m going to resume believing that it’s signed “Mom.”

  3. psicobufo says:

    beware! the big brother is watching!

  4. A Noun says:

    Is that signed “Mom”? Hilarious

  5. Happy Place says:

    its stuck up by a pickle magnet and seems to be signed Mom or Mary, what a way to go out!

  6. Anon. says:

    Oh wow, “Mom”?

  7. Bex says:

    “Just because you post somebody else’s stupid letters doesn’t mean you can’t write grammatically incorrect headlines.”

  8. Mythe says:

    Isn’t that Marc? Maybe Mary

  9. Mimi says:

    I thought it said ” Marv”

    and, that just sounds like a crazy name.

  10. Jenn says:

    emailsfromcrazypeople.com kind of implies EMAILS from crazy people. If I wanted Notes, I could go to the other site. :/

    • Rosie says:

      HOLY SHIT! IT’S NOT AN EMAIL! WELL, FUCK – WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE! THEY POSTED A FUNNY THAT WASN’T INITIALLY SOURCED FROM GMAIL!

      GET THEM INCARCERATED!

      :|

    • Anon. says:

      Oh calm down, Jenn. =/

  11. Malisyn says:

    It looks like it could also be Man, or Nom.

  12. Mental Mouse says:

    More likely “Mary”, but “Mom” would certainly be funnier! That’s a note I really wouldn’t have wanted to get from a roommate…

  13. warren simmons says:

    4th!

  14. someone says:

    I don’t see how some of you see that as “mom”. It’s definitely unclear, but the second letter is clearly an “a” and the third letter looks like an “r”, though I’m not sure about that. But I can’t see what that first letter is supposed to be, probably either an “M” or an “H”.

  15. Kbman says:

    That’s not an e-mail! >: (

  16. pappy says:

    It’s either Marv or Mary … in this case the ‘e’ in ‘e-mail’ stands for “eerie”

  17. greedyhands says:

    Heh, this makes me smile

  18. kitty says:

    i totally thought it said man.

  19. DukeSexmoan says:

    Maybe it’s Iyan?

  20. Staniel says:

    You guys all have it wrong. It clearly reads “Gary Busey”. Look again.

  21. Ellemmayoh says:

    Looks like someone got themselves “in a pickle” according to the magnet…
    >_>

  22. kermit says:

    Yep…this is just a great way of leaving some unwanted roommates scratching their heads and giving yourself a head start…brilliant.

  23. Aly says:

    “oh noes! its not an actual email -nag nag whine b*tch- ”

    oh boo hoo its still hilarious.

    This actually seems like something my mom would leave on the fridge one day….

  24. anon says:

    Despite the fact that THIS isn’t an email, it was emailed in.. maybe the person who sent it in was crazy, too, thus making it an ‘email from a crazy person.’ Stop whining.

  25. Mental Mouse says:

    Next question: did they stiff the remaining folks on the rent? ;-)

  26. SailorsWife says:

    i think it says Marv. What’s with the fucking pickle?

  27. Ryan says:

    Should be signed “Glarthier”

    obscure video game references! yay!

    • SilentPsycho says:

      I guess David Surilie and his accomplices Toutius Sextius and Bernadette Peneles finally decided to start their attack on hind. Either that or it was the Blades, Maruhkati Selectives, or the Mythic Dawn finally decided to get rid of him. :P

    • theSnark says:

      Who would he leave the note for?

  28. Jaxxy says:

    I think this must have been posted by one of my siblings…

  29. speedy gonzales says:

    this is excuse to go to amsterdam. that is what it looks like.

  30. Smartypants says:

    P.S. Enjoy Sunny Gitmo!!!

  31. girl says:

    so wait, did he actually leave the country?

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