Who Is Funding This Study?
Submitted by: Cynthia
I’m going to call this frightening, and therefore appropriate for a just-pre-Halloween post.
Suddenly, placenta sounds like comfort food.
Of course, I await comments from the scatophage/coprophage community about how this isn’t crazy at all.
@crazyemails
Scatophagia aside… I don’t get how the people SUPPLYING the poo are being paid $100 per dump, and no mention is made whatsoever of the compensation given to the people who have to consume it!
Who wants a shit sandwich! Get em while they’re hot!
*ack*
Where were these people two weeks ago when I was…err…under the weather? I could have made enough money to retire to Maui!
“Of course, I await comments from the scatophage/coprophage community about how this isn’t crazy at all. ”
That’s exactly what a total psychopath WOULD say.
This isn’t crazy AT ALL…You are the crazy ones…..Eat shit, literally.
I love that it has to be female poo to qualify. Oh no, this is a legit study. Not perverts at all. And we’ve got a bridge to sell you too.
Lol, I noticed that too.
Someone took Swift too literally.
Oooh! Is that a reference to “A Modest Proposal”?
Actually… Elephants eat dung to conserve salt… But as a nutrient source, I’d kind of assume that the waste is post-nutrient-extraction material…
As long as everyone participating in a fetish is amenable and of age I’m a “live and let live” sort of person. It isn’t cool to try and trick others into playing along though.
Here is just one thing (out of many) that I don’t get with a shit-eating fetish: A burger-joint worker forgets to wash his hands after he craps and a tiny piece of his shit makes it into the burgers, and there is an e-coli outbreak that sickens many and kills some. So, how can these folks eat crap and not get sick and/or die? Do they get sick and/or die and I just never hear about that?
Not to mention the fact that poop is called “waste” for a reason… (o_O)
Ya know… waste, the stuff your body doesn’t want, the junk, the crud… no nutritional value whatsoever!
The human body is not 100% efficient at processing foods, so not all of the waste is actual waste. I don’t know the figures, but believe it or not, there’s some nutrition left over. I imagine it’s minuscule though and in no way worth the effort to try and extract.
LoL, they want the unprocessed penuts so they can be added to candy bars!!!
enough nutrition for dung beatles, perhaps.
Fun fact about rabbits – food passes through their digestive system twice. The first time it comes out as cecaltropes, which the rabbit then eats, and the next time it comes out as fecal pellets. At least, to simplify it, it’s a bit more complex than that, but the point is that the cecals are quite high in nutrients still. Yummy!
Glad I’m not a rabbit.
I don’t know much about the bad effects of human waste, but I do know that hand washing in restaurants has a lot more to do with keeping possible raw contaminants from beef getting into fresh uncooked product like lettuce than anything.E-coli from food has a lot to do with cross contamination of fresh meat to fresh veggies. IF I handle raw meat that may be infected with E-Coli and without washing my hands make a salad I could spread the bacteria to something that will not be cooked and kill the bacteria. Same applies to things like knives and tongs. By comparison washing your hands after using the washroom is a matter of politeness, one I practice religiously.
Actually it IS to protect customers from oral-fecal transmission routes of diseases like Hepatitis A, Shigella, e coli, and many others. The reason there aren’t constantly outbreaks are because most people are only shedding the pathogens when they’re ill. So someone with Hep A comes to work because they’ll lose income if they stay home sick, and they don’t wash their hands well, and voila! Outbreak! Many outbreaks go unreported because who calls the health dept when they’re having gastrointestinal problems, unless they’re *really* bad.
That being said, cross-contamination is also a big concern.
Trust me, I’m a health inspector.
Oh, and to keep this on topic, I don’t understand how scat-eaters can’t worry about that sort of thing. Fortunately I don’t know enough to have an answer for *that*.
Forgot about those bugs, thankds, it’s been awhile since I was in a restaurant kitchen. Better get re-certified if I want to step back in I guess:)
You know, it can be more than being afraid of losing income sometimes
where I work, we’re told not to take sick leave and we can get in trouble. They do allow some sick leave as long as we go to the doctor and get a note right away, but if you take what they consider too much, they freak o.O
rather annoying, because the patrons all come in sick and so we’re always getting sick too! (oh and they don’t supply tissues or hand sanitizer… they’re not very health oriented)
Worse yet, I have never worked in a kitchen that had sick leave or the extra staff to handle an absence. A basic respect for employee rights could go a long way to making restaurants safer and better places to eat.
Seems like an easy way to make some extra money. Hell, I’d shit and have my sister deliver it. We could split the earnings down the middle.
I dunno, $100 a poo sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Who cares if they get off from it?
Thank you!! I’m jumping on this bandwagon. Do you have contact information for this perv? Goodbye office job! I’m getting new magazines and a padded toilet seat!! (hmmmm can I write off magazine subscriptions on my taxes then?)
I could do it, I need some extra cash.
If someone wants to pay me to eat my shit, well, why the hell not? I’m getting a PO box though, if they want to mail me checks… >.>
lol Good call, Zira.
I was thinking tat as well. I could use an extra hundred bucks
So, lets say someone does go along with this “lab” test. My question is, do you drop the poo off in a bag? Or do they have a ‘facility’ for when your ready. Who’s to say you aren’t being recorded?….for test purposes of course, I’m sure.
And
Who can poo on command? I mean, do you call them and say, “I’m ready!”
SOYLENT GREEN!!! No, wait, that isn’t soylent green. Where’s my soylent green?!? Sigh*
“Is it made of people?” “No, that’s Soylent Cola.” “Oh… How is it?” “It varies from person to person.”
Futurama FTW!!!!
This is more Soylent Brown. :/
Victory
Well, since the human digestive system is pretty inefficient, most of your remainder is technically reusable. But still. That’s disgusting.
And they say “cash4gold” pays well. Ha!
Translation: I want to eat some woman’s shit. It’s my fetish.
Yeah, aside from the obvious NASTY, I think this dude is just a stalker type. Why does he only need women’s crap and not men’s? So he can chain all these women in his basement, that’s why.
$100 each for 3 years? Where do I sign up!?!?! Even if you just go once a day that’s over $100K, I could fund my son’s college education that way. If he goes to a crappy school I’d even have cash left over!
Pun intended?
Naturally. I considered “If he goes to a crappy school I’d even have cash left over for random sh**!” but that’s going too far IMO. I don’t know, maybe I’m just being feces-tious.
That’s getting a little anal about it, but the judges will allow it.
Butt they’re always behind the curve.
‘this can be set up in a local area’ – you know he’s going to secretly film it! I like that he’s trying to make out like it’s scientific by the dodgy reasoning and the ‘next 3 years’ bit. At my job when I was in university I used to see study proposals that went to the Ethics Committee for approval – I can just this one going down a storm. They’d be peeing themselves laughing.
But I don’t think the ’study’ is paying $100 per tinkle.
I don’t think they know poop is really, really toxic… oh well, I’ll earn $100 a piece and the people doing this “study” will hopefully die when eating my “waste”.
It CAN be toxic. It isn’t necessarily so, though
Oh, man! If I’d known about this TEN MINUTES EARLIER. Bye bye, $100…
This sounds like it was written by a Nigerian prince. Why is the sentence structure wrong?! I mean, if you wanna eat poop, fine. But a least write something coherent!
I know that there are a number of animal species that consume their own waste because some nutrients are not digested or absorbed the first time through. It doesn’t seem to harm them any. But I think human physiology differs.
More to the point, who does this guy think he is fooling with his “scientific study” BS? Since when are scientific studies posted in broken English?
I can’t speak for all the relevant species but at least some of them don’t just indiscriminately eat anything that comes out – they have two different kinds of droppings, one which they eat and one they don’t. And yeah, quite different digestive system from humans. We lack necessary parts.
Eew. This makes me wonder if I get these kind of messages but just never read them because I automatically delete anything from unknown addresses unless I remember requesting the info. Or it’s from a pizza company and they sent coupons.
If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it “guaranteed,” I will. I’ve got spare time…
- Tommy Boy
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Ooh, Chris Farley poop! That’ll go for a small fortune on the Brown Market.
“Wow, you answered my ad! Thank you. I’ll take the sample now….why is it covered in cat litter, miss?”
“I needed more fiber.”
Some gal needs to get a sample from her husband/boyfriend and submit it as her own. *wicked grin*
I have the feeling that this guy isn’t going to pay $100 for a shit delivered to him in a box. I bet he expects it to be ‘delivered’ personally, directly into his mouth – from the source. For purely scientific reasons, of course.
I have 4 words for this guy-2 girls, 1 cup. Ok technically thats 2 works and 2 numbers, but I’m sure he’s like the site and then he doesnt have to annoy people on my space
That scarred me for life and it was the first thing I thought of too. Gag me with a scat noodle, but seriously – who in their right mind likes eating poo? I get it, dogs eat their own poo, the ocean and lakes are filled with fishy poo; but that doesn’t justify another person’s tastes on the subject.
‘Who in their right mind’
You’re assuming they’re IN their right mind
Something about this stinks.
“If you want, I can take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed. I’ve got spare time.”
That’s almost original. Almost. I could give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the prior post with this exact quote was being moderated when you typed this out, but I’m not gonna. Lazy choad.
Not everyone reads every post before they post theirs. Or they might have missed it.
Even for this site this is crazy. WTF?
Imagine this: If there is such a thing as reincarnation, there are people who would be reincarnated as dung beetles if they’re GOOD.
How nuts can you get?
All of you shut up. I’m so sick and tired of you people buggering around here. Stop talking about things!
mmmm, Shittle’s
stool sample? soft and loose! soft and loose!! you gotta give me the juice! the Metamuce!
Sure it’s crazy!!…but I’d take the money anyway!…they can do whatever they want with it, I just ain’t having anything more to do with it other than making the ‘deposit’…Hmmm Will I have to pay taxes on that?
Soylent Brown is poo-poo!
Salvador Dalí had a system in which society was based on the pyramid.
Those on top would poop down the the classes in a inferior level, so, one on top would poop for two in the second level; the second level to the third and so on, exponentially.
So, someone out there wants to knock off Dalí’s concept.
Nothing new.
Was this how 2 girls 1 cup got started?
How would he know if it is female shit? I could send the guy one of my shits and he would never know. Apart from its enormous size maybe
Well…female poop IS less common than male poop – I’ve known girls that go days in between where with guys we’re talking multiple times per day…that must explain the premium being paid.
If only I was a lady, I could “retire” to a life of heavy eating and $100 per digestion.
I think the only “output” difference is girls don’t stick to an odd magazine based ritual and schedule their deposits.
Do you have any non-anecdotal support for this rather bizarre claim?
Well thank heavens it’s girl-poop; eating man-crap is a disgusting idea but this ^ … this isn’t crazy at all….
Someone said earlier that the reason people in restaurants wash their hands has mostly to do with cross-contamination. When I took a food handling class for a daycare, I thought the information about washing your hands after using the bathroom was because human feces contained the h. pylori bacteria, or something like that, which can cause ulcers in the human stomach, and washing our hands after using the bathroom is to get rid of the bacteria so it doesn’t accidentally enter another human’s mouth. Regardless, I cannot believe there is really such a fetish, and this is disturbing. I am glad I can go back and reread the dating ad from that guy, to get the taste of this out of my mouth.
I’m sure this is unrelated, but here’s an interesting little article:
http://www.thegreenpages.com.au/Environmental-News/waste_management_burger
This screams Two Girls One Cup scenario?! only watch it if you’ve got the stomach for it
I had never heard of two girls one cup, so of course I just had to google it. I’ve seen some really nasty things on these great internets and this ranks right up near the top as one of the grossest. This really does make me want to inject bleach directly into my eyes.
I wonder if the person doing this test realised that… ehem, waste has no nutritional value because when you do eat food your body takes all the stuff that it needs and gets rid of the rest lol
Unfortunately I cannot supply poo to be eaten, it’s only possible to drink mine.
We start with stool. Next it’s corpses. Processed into something that is edible and nutritious! Soylent has been providing varieties of processed foods in hard times. Soylent Green is people.
Who wouldn’t want to get paid $100 per dookie drop?…. WHERE ARE MY FIBER PILLS?