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How Very…Tactful…

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Can gratuitous cruelty equal crazy? We say yes.

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131 Responses to “How Very…Tactful…”

  1. wscott says:

    For something truly crazy, post Jennifer’s response. I envision a pile of cars…

  2. klafbang says:

    Wow. Just… wow.

  3. fidgit says:

    This is fake! The same series of signs were posted near my house about 6 weeks ago and addressed to a girl named Erica…the radio stations made a huge deal out of it. I wonder what it’s really for?

  4. anelephant says:

    burnmashave?

    • WavyGrady says:

      Burmashave…. could be. It’s been a while since they used that ad campaign. Maybe they’re out of practice – the signs don’t even rhyme.

      Jennifer dear
      You treated me like your slave
      I hate you so
      Get out now
      And don’t forget the Burmashave

      Has a nice ring to it, really.

      • jeremy says:

        hahaha love the Burmashave reference!
        I’m too young to remember those signs, but i’ve heard they were legendary!

  5. dstluke says:

    Hey, I just got a “Dear Jane” e-mail the other day… some guys will try *anything*

  6. mx says:

    that’s australia, isn’t it? nsw? can you let me know where that was?

    cheers

    m

  7. HannahBanana says:

    That dude is going to get BEAT!! Ok, yeah, they’ll break up, but the man is in for a world of hurt before he gets his place back!!!

  8. J.D. says:

    Put this one in the “not crazy” and “not email” pile please.

    Frankly, I think this is a stroke of genius. I mean, can you imagine what a super bitch this Jennifer must be if she warranted this level of hostility?

    Still, I’m betting the guy had a few of his old baseball trophies broken…

    • L. says:

      Or what a complete Jackass this guy actually is.

    • t-rex says:

      What have you been smoking? This is totally crazy. The justified response to a hostile girlfriend is to just leave their belongings on the stoop with a note and change the locks. Or dude, call a cop. Seriously, there is nothing that justifies this kind of a break-up.

      • Malisyn says:

        Anyone that breaks up in this way without already having all her shit packed up sitting on the porch for when she gets back is definitely crazy. Maybe not crazy like mentally unstable. But at least crazy as in amazingly stupid.
        That is such an inflammatory way to do it, I would have gone so far to have all her shit sitting beneath the last sign. I’d have the locks already changed out, and a one week vacation booked. No matter what though, you wouldn’t want this chick coming back in the house.

      • adrian says:

        Faking a pregnancy would warrant it. Sleeping with a best friend would warrant it. There’s lots of things that would warrant it. Stop being such a whiner.

        • t-rex says:

          Your idea of “warrant” is quite immature…besides the fact that this is most likely a prank, any guy that would use this method of breakup is nothing less than a coward. If she slept with your friend, has his kid and told you it was yours, you have every right to be pissed, but she deserves a real “confrontation” and to live with the actual results. Even if you don’t like what she’s done to you, you are still an adult and should act like one.

      • Edward says:

        I could be crazy, myself, but I think baring someone reentry to their home without warning is actually more cruel than using a sign to hurt someone’s feelings. People keep complaining that he gave her six days to leave after pulling a stunt like this, but that just indicates to me that he might be a decent human being in spite of the prank. He felt like seriously hurting her for a moment, but not fucking her over in a way that could potentially leave her temporarily homeless and without a place to store her possessions.

    • Anon says:

      Put yourself in the “nobody gives a damn what you think, you annoying, nitpicky little bitch” pile. Please.

    • Steveo says:

      I agree with J.D. Pure genius! ROFL!

  9. jklinders says:

    Got to wonder though, just how many Jennifers freaked out on their boyfriends after seeing that.

  10. Freddie says:

    LOL, I wonder how many Jennifers thought that was about them.

  11. Nancy says:

    Wonder if he found her screwing around and she told him “If ya want it put a ring on it” then it’s actually kinda justified :)

  12. grlgeorge says:

    breakup WIN!

  13. Jenn says:

    NOT IT!!!!

  14. kopper says:

    I bet the whole thing is a hoax.

  15. Rob says:

    BA HA HA HA!!

  16. Ketchup says:

    ouch :( This is so mean

  17. H2WTO says:

    I saw this on EatLiver.com the other day and wrote about it on my blog (http://bit.ly/u8id5). Yes, MX, it’s from Bigola, NSW, Australia. http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=4849

  18. Firefly says:

    Without knowing what’s going on between these two, I gotta say that doing something this cruel & publicly humiliating, and then allowing her 6 days before he plans to change the locks, is setting himself up for some flavor of revenge. :/

    P.S. At least he didn’t follow all this with a “Burma Shave” sign.

    • eggomania says:

      I think a Burma-Shave rhyme tacked onto the end of that would have been brilliant! Jennifer my former mate/our love now has/an expiry date/get your bags/out of the house/and find yourself/another spouse/Burma-Shave! ;-)

    • kmac says:

      I totally agree. Seems like a really over the top way of breaking up with someone and if she truly deserves it, then she probably wouldn’t think twice about about doing something 10 times nastier to him. Maybe they deserve each other. And yes, I thought of Burma Shave signs, too. In fact, that Tom Waits song is going through my head as I type this.

  19. Jack says:

    I am not convinced that this is real.

    • MLD says:

      Me either now. It’s been cited as being from Sydney, NSW and Bigola NSW, and Wellington NZ.

      • UGH says:

        And Cincinnati, where we apparently drive on the left side of the road and where palm trees grow freely.

        • Kaira says:

          Is it just me or do the last two signs seem to be slightly different handwriting? Or at least thicker… makes me wonder if someone else added the last two, making it worse than a simple “Will you marry me? Haha, just kidding!” (As in, “I wouldn’t propose to you with signs like this, that’s tacky.”) Or maybe I’m just looking too much into it….

  20. Andrea says:

    I don’t think there’s a real Jennifer. I just don’t buy it.

    • eggomania says:

      the suspect thing about this is the 6 days business – surely if he’s going to do something this asshole-ish and the woman lives with him, even if he cleared out for the next 6 days, she could probably do major damage to house and home in the meantime? If it’s real, way to (not) use those brains!

    • zappafrank says:

      I don’t think there’s a real Jennifer.

      You, too? I’ve NEVER believed that anyone named Jennifer ever existed. I mean, have you ever met anyone named Jennifer? I have, and I’m not convinced she was real.

      Maybe Jennifer is foreign language translation of “giraffe.”

    • grlgeorge says:

      …i went to school with 27 jennifers……

  21. thighs of glory says:

    Dude is not getting his security deposit back on that apartment.

  22. Molly says:

    this is a hoax. I heard about this on the radio two to three weeks ago. It is in Australia. Apparently, a couple of guys were bored with their commute, so they thought they would ’spice it up’ a bit. I’m sure you can’t check every email for validity, but this prank actually made the news.

  23. mondo says:

    Hahaha. This isn’t crazy, it’s brilliant. I’m sure Jennifer did something worthy of the signs. If they were living together I doubt this variety of breakup would be worth her inevitable reaction if she hadn’t screwed the poor man over something royal…

    • Diane says:

      What could she possibly have done that was worthy of the signs? When you get bad enough to be “worthy” of the signs, you are bad enough to get the police involved.

      • mondo says:

        Last I checked cheating was not against the law, but could certainly warrant a response like this…

      • Firefly says:

        @Diane: I agree. I don’t see why people are so quick to assume A) this is real and B) it’s all Jennifer’s fault. Neither one seems likely to me. But for argument’s sake let’s say both assumtions are valid. Let’s say Jennifer sold Signmaker’s Maserati for $300 and bought crack with the proceeds, then had a party in their apartment with all her crack-ho friends and broke most of Signmaker’s remaining possessions, then passed out in a drunken stupor on top of Signmaker’s dog, breaking his neck. Let’s pretend all this happened. Why the !@&^%# would Signmaker still allow Jennifer 6 days of access to his place? Makes no sense.

  24. galad2003 says:

    This guy isn’t crazy just an a-hole.

  25. Rich says:

    I can’t help but wonder if the first two were legit and someone else put up the rest.

  26. Yes, this would absolutely qualify as crazy if it were a real breakup and not just a publicity stunt. But I http://www.doubtit.com.

  27. B-Furd says:

    This is in Cincinnati…it was all over the local news!

    • Bajunda says:

      It couldn’t have been Cincinnati because all the cars are driving on the left side of the road. You fail.

      • Dr. Sanity says:

        It must get tiring pointing out the obvious to the oblivious.

      • Firefly says:

        I’ve never lived in Cincinnati, but I live outside Washington DC. Seeing a pic of people driving on the wrong side of the road wouldn’t convince me that it wasn’t here.

    • UGH says:

      Yeah, palm trees are really common in Cincinnati. This is most definitely not Cincinnasti.

      • eeee says:

        In the spirit of “giving the benefit of the doubt,” B-Furd might have meant “this is in Cincinnati” as in “this phenomenon has reached Cincinnati,” not specifically “These photos were taken in Cincinnati.”

        A google search turns up reports of a nearly identical “breakup” in Norwood/Oakley/Cincinnati, Ohio, which appeared approximately a week after the Sydney signs. I mean, the handwriting looks similar and everything.

        I expect it’ll crop up in at least a dozen cities worldwide by the end of the month.

        • fidgit says:

          The one I posted about (Erica) was in Cincinnati–right over by Rookwood. The first sign was eventually replaced by one asking Erica to call one of the radio DJs at KISS 107.

  28. Aaron says:

    I now want to do this in my town but just make up a name. Maybe an april fools prank or something like that.

  29. Robbie says:

    Harsh!

  30. jalla says:

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

  31. Charley H. Cat says:

    Have they found his body yet?

  32. Brendan says:

    This is like the “Jumbo-Tron Marriage Proposal”, some douche proposes to/breaks up with a girl with a really common name in public, with no clarification of who it is , then everyone named Jennifer looks over at their boyfriend expecting him to a) pull out a ring any second b)ask her for her set of keys to his apartment.

  33. tnthudson says:

    Real or fake, it’s pretty hilarious.

  34. Thomas says:

    A friend of mine and I once wrote an additional eleven verses to the Paul Simon song “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” because the original only mentions five or six such ways.

    I believe “Horse Head in her Bed, Achmed” was the most popular lyric.

  35. Dr. Sanity says:

    What about the random women named “Jennifer” who have a boyfriend who happened to drive along this stretch of road, but who were not the intended readers of the message? Lollerskates.

  36. Sami says:

    Real or fake, either way I feel guilty for laughing at it XD

  37. Geo says:

    I hope for his sake that this did not take place in Texas. you know we have that “he deserved killing” defense here. any women on the jury and this girl will get off either not guilty or a hung jury.

    • MWahatten says:

      Ah, but I disagree! There’s plenty of women that would say,’She deserved it.’ Particularly if she’s one of those women that like to go around trashing cars after listening to too much country music and are suddenly convinced he’s with a blonde bimbo in a bar…..She’d deserve that signage thing mucking with his truck.

      What would make this funnier is if it was the Mother In Law to be, or the Sister of the Groom that put those signs up, trying to Unmake a Happy Couple. Won’t it make family life entertaining if they stay together!?

  38. speedy gonzales says:

    This is the biggest bushett I have ever heard!

  39. Jennifer says:

    This jennifer would burn everything before he gets home.

  40. Nick says:

    Hahaha that’s hilarious. I should do that to my girlfriend. She drives me crazy sometimes.

  41. saitokthx says:

    hahaha wth i wanna do something that

  42. tony says:

    If you were my girl (if you were white) I”d take you to the nearest black bar and “SELL” you to the biggest dicked bro and lock you in a room until you couldn”t WALK!!! delvalle.anthony11@yahoo.com

  43. Jen says:

    Hi everyone, I’m actually from Australia and I can confirm that this was indeed faked by a couple of bored guys who thought they’d give the locals something to talk about. At first the media wasn’t sure, but eventually it all came out. But I imagine you’d have to feel pretty good that you pulled a prank that got world-wide attention!
    Although you do have to wonder if they did accidentally screw up the reationships of any “Jennifers” in the area.

  44. Nick says:

    Great to know that there’s another retard in Sydney…

  45. rebeccagrace says:

    Wow…I sincerely hope it’s a prank because it’s disheartening to think of someone being so cruel. Poor Jennifer!

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  47. lol says:

    It is cool that so many ppl here are simply “stupid”. Human doesn’t need to be genius to see that first two ads were made by someone else. So, someone just begged for Jennifer’s hand and someone else stopped there and added another ads saying they are breaking up.
    Look at the font style and type of paint and you will see it on your own.

  48. Gledwood says:

    Do you think “Jennifer” actually saw it and realized she was “the one”…?

  49. peerm09 says:

    I wonder if someone just looked up the most popular female name in that area so girls would freak out for no reason. Hah!

  50. Edward says:

    Can gratuitous cruelty equal hilarious? I say yes!

  51. KellyWeymer says:

    I don’t think this is crazy, just hilarious.

  52. develish1 says:

    I’m sticking with those claiming “publicity stunt” as there’s be several of these pop up in several countries. They all say pretty much the same thing and none of the news agencies covering them have been able to identify either party in each instance.

    So, not crazy, just a lame idea to market something, which we’ll likely find out about after they’re done winding everyone up.

  53. Lexy says:

    I know an Australian Jennifer that deserves this.

  54. jess says:

    It may have been real at one time, but this has become a meme over the years. It’s been done at least half a dozen times.

  55. Deb says:

    Maybe a prankster rearranged the signs.

  56. leigh says:

    what happened to the “6 days to move out” sign? it’s not up there anymore….

  57. Grrrrrr says:

    You guys are all assuming that the breakup part is real. If you notice, the first two are written on large sheets of paper, and the second 2 on cardboard. It’s entirely possible, and even more plausible that some guy proposed to his girlfriend with the first two signs, and then somebody came along and posted the second two signs to be funny.

  58. PodSixerJerk says:

    There were probably hundreds of Jennifers, Jens, Jenns, Jennys, and Jennas that saw these signs and were frantically calling their boyfriends.

  59. Arwench says:

    Firstly, these signs definitely were posted on Bilgola Bends, Northern Beaches, NSW, Australia cos I was there and I saw it along with half the population of Avalon, Whale Beach and Palmy around 6am in the morning of 29 August 2009.

    Secondly, these three suburbs are the only ones past the bends to the end of Barrenjoey Penninsular so there can’t have been too many Jennifers to get confused. The signs were meant for people in these suburbs to see as they were on the left hand side of the road going from Avalon to Sydney.

    Thirdly, no one mentions the following two sets of signs. On 30 August we had “Make that 4 days!” and on 1 September we had “Jennifer… Don’t worry, I will be your rebound… Call Dom (Tit) on xxx [mobile number]“.

    What I want to know is, did anyone ring the number? Stupidly I didn’t, but had I known it would turn into such an international mystery I would have done.

    Nellie’s link, http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,26150371-5013016,00.html says a couple of local lads, Daniel Boocock and Sean Powderly, admitted they were bored and did it as a prank. This may explain why there have been similar occurances in other parts of the world, i.e. the idea was not original perhaps?

    However, again, they don’t mention the following 2 days of signs. Plus, just cos they said they did it doesn’t prove anything. They may have thought, “hey, that’s got everyone talking, let’s say we did it and get some publicity!”

  60. Jen says:

    Wow, I hope that this is fake. Otherwise that would be seriously harsh!!
    morondailynews.com

  61. James says:

    Everyone screaming “Wellington NZ,” are out of their minds. Theres thousands of articles with the exact same pictures all talking about it being in Australia.. some of which even include pictures the guys holding the signs.

  62. PsychoDoughBoy says:

    LOL…I HAVE to do this to my wife now
    JK…But I do have some exes who deserve it….

  63. Verikandle says:

    Wow.

    ….
    …… the cherry on the crazy (psycho) cake for me here is that it looks like he posted this cruel, presumably shocking message (intended to make her emotions turbulent) on a highway, on a CURVE, going onto an OVERPASS or bridge.

    I think you could actually make a case for attempted murder.

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