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My husband plays these games and I usully love to sit and watch. I love the movies and bought them. But this last game has me freaked out! He is in the castle right now were the head demon or Devil is waiting for his servants. And his followeres are chanting in latin Live to bite (Morde es vivire). And in between there are sounds and voices with different accents. I told my husband to shut it off it was scarying me he said it’s just a game and I said Yeah but it can be real chants. Then as I sat here on my computer it starts whispering our name. Am I delusional or has anyone else experienced it?

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EMFCP - Video games are the devil.

I used to notice this with Donkey King Jr. and Popeye in the 80’s, but I think 8-bit musical themes really were the voice of Beelzebub. Nothing else can explain all the time I spent on them.

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  1. t-rex says:

    You are delusional.

  2. God says:

    Don’ know what her problem is – RE4 one of My favorite non-hentai games.

  3. Firefly says:

    Anybody besides me see another religious debate brewing on the horizon?

    • God says:

      Religious political campaigns are more fun, in My opinion. Imagine, if you will, running for My seat. Terms could be every four years, no term limits, veto power, Ann Coulter taunting privileges, and etc. We could even get the rest of the deities involved, have a United Nations of religion, run a whole celestial civic infrastructure – with the outside exception that shit would actually get accomplished.

  4. Dan says:

    Shes not crazy. Most normal thing ive ever read on this website!

  5. Havingfitz says:

    Yeah, I have that same problem when I play Final Fantasy games. The villains crawl out of my TV and try to move in with me. Kefka is a shower-hog, Kuja tried to hang by his tail from my clothes bar and broke it, and Sephiroth has become obsessed with “Twilight” and keeps quoting to me from it. And don’t even get me started about the time Seymour made a pass at my grandmother.

  6. Rockingfreakapotamus says:

    God Delusional

    God bless Richard Dawkins

  7. CarmenT says:

    Bogart the bong, bad stuff happens. ;-)

  8. eggomania says:

    Live to bite….into a Big Mac. It’s not the Devil, it’s a secret McDonald’s ad. Well, maybe McDonald’s is the Devil. Ronald sure was scary to me as a kid.

  9. Officer Dibble says:

    British Police chiefs have reportedly produced a 93-page guide telling officers how to ride a bicycle.
    The Police Cycle Training Doctrine, which comes in two volumes, gives officers advice on how to balance so they do not fall off, how to brake and how to avoid obstacles such as kerbs and rocks

  10. NotThatCrazy says:

    This chic needs a litle thorazine!

  11. grlgeorge says:

    yep, I want a turn!

  12. holmcross says:

    Also the chick doesn’t understand Latin at all. “Morde es vivire” translates roughly as “Your death is to live.” No biting.

    • Taylor says:

      So it’s actually an upper? Awesome!

    • lyndsi says:

      THAT was my first thought; it’s ‘to die is to live,’ nothing about biting >_<;;

    • cheeseandwhiskers says:

      In RE4 they don’t speak latin, they speak spanish and they say “Morer es Vivir” “to love is to die”

    • Bauglir says:

      Also, it is not Latin, it’s Spanish.
      As probably noted before, she described perfectly Salazar’s castle in Resident Evil 4, and the guys are chanting “morir es vivir” which translates as “to die is to live”
      Actually all te lesser enemies in the game speak Spanish,which makes the game twice as funny if you understand what they are muttering

  13. tnthudson says:

    This was Hendrix’ muse for Purple Haze. She’s a little long in the tooth now, but the ol’ synapses are still doing that tune justice.

  14. A Noun says:

    It’s been a long time since Catholic school Latin class, but…

    “chanting in latin Live to bite (Morde es vivire)”

    I think that means Death is Life. Or more correctly, to die is to live. There’s nothing about biting.

    Which means it’s not McDonalds, it’s Burger King. That’s why he hovers over people’s beds to scare them. To kill them, and thereby bring them life, and flame-broiled burgers!

    • phoenix says:

      I’m wondering if her husband told her it was “live to bite” because she kept bugging him about the ‘real chants’ and he knew if he told her they were chanting about death she’d perform an exorcism on his poor game.

    • Eykal says:

      I had my suspicions but at ” (Morde es vivire). ” I figured it was RE4. The castle was AWESOME.

    • Nina says:

      It’s been a long time since my school lessons, too, but “morde es vivire” is definitely not Latin. Some Romanic language, certainly, but not Latin.

      I wonder if the computer whispered their names with some sort of Spanish or Italian accent.

  15. KBaby says:

    Love this woman – the rest of her posts get even funnier:

    “StarGazer: No it’s not that trust me. I have watched the resident evil games with him even helped him figure out the games. It’s just this particular one that has me all wigged out. I have asked him to wear head phones but that’s no fun! also we are musician’s so we hear things that otherwise others do not. Because our ears are tuned to pick up all sounds. My husband was writing a song that got the whole house in an up roar. We had to unplug his recorder to get him to stop he got possessed. Literally. and what the game says mordid es vivir. which means “bite is to live”
    I am a big fan I even saw and own the movies. one more fact that most of you do not know. But I looked up some information in regards to the area that the game is center in eastern europe and there is something going on there that is of a big mistery. If you notice the scientist in the game is gypsy! and he is hot”

  16. H2WTO says:

    Wow, has anyone checked out the entire conversation over at Amazon? This lady gets even crazier as people keep commenting on her posts.

    http://www.amazon.com/crazy-demons-whispering-after-demonic/forum/FxW2CW06W8MQCY/Tx3C5MSGNV75103/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B000P46NKC

  17. HannahBanana says:

    Yeah, the drugs are wearing off… she should look into that.

  18. Michelle says:

    I’m usually tucked under a blanket when my husband plays RE4… Its a little scary yes, but haunting… no.

    ATRAS DE TI, IMBECIL!!

  19. Chris says:

    Her use if the phrase “it was scarying me ” will give me nightmares. I might have to relax with Silence of the Lambs.

  20. Ashley says:

    I’m happy I’m not the only one who instantly new this was RE4 she was dissing, rude! Easily the best game in the series!

  21. Jack L. says:

    At first I thought the game was Shadow of the Colossus, which, like Ico had a made up language with elements of Latin, Japanese and several random other thrown in… But I think you guys are right it must have been RE4, Jesus Christ talk about a different type of game.

  22. dstluke says:

    Okay, to be fair, my computer calls my name… I think it’s the porn sites, though.

  23. Palhinuk says:

    Oh no, the Castillian people in this rurual Spanish farming village are chanting in Latin!?

    Also, gotta love that she thinks that she can be cursed by people chanting in a video game.

    Hold on, wait…that’s a great horror movie plot! I can see it now!

    “Hell Games. This summer, you are the demons.”

  24. Gero says:

    I don’t know what her problem is; I love Resident Evil 4. Shooting Spanish dirt farmers is a lot harder in real life…

  25. MWahatten says:

    Wow, this reminds me of every other religious nut I’ve known… ‘That AC/DC means ‘Anti-Christ/Devil’s Child’.. or ‘Them Harry Potter books are drawing our young children into the world of Satanism!’

    This is kinda tame really. My video game talks dirty to me!

    Never the less.. this is the fact: You’re crazy. Have A Nice Day.

    • Firefly says:

      Re: the Harry Potter reference. Interestingly, in the original thread on Amazon, the lady’s name is posted as April Malfoy-Snape.

    • grlgeorge says:

      right…and it’s ok now for all these kids to read twilight,and want to be vampires…..
      go figure

      • Rain says:

        Replace “be vampires” with “f*@! vampires”.
        And isn’t that what god and Pat Robertson really wants for us all?

        • grlgeorge says:

          sorry…obviously I’m the only person who hasn’t read the stoooopid things

          • Lynn says:

            No. No you aren’t. I haven’t read them, don’t wish to read them, and in fact, have written a short story in which real vampires head to Scottsdale to have a little “chat” with Stephenie Meyer.

  26. IMO, WTF? says:

    I woulda guessed Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem- There are a lot of whispers, and the game makes a point of occasionally breaking the fourth wall to freak you out. Quite a trip. But it’s a Gamecube game, so not very likely. Plus, she sounds a bit loose.

  27. jess says:

    lol, wtf are “real chants”??

  28. J.D. says:

    Y’know, after looking at her picture and then seeing the things she likes, she strikes me as the type of person who actually WANTS this to be true.

    She’s sort of like the goth families you see on Ghost Hunters who buy these old churches and turn them into a home, claim/wish them to be haunted, and then when TAPS says they can’t find anything, they get all pissed and sad because their house isn’t really haunted.

    I think she wants it to be true, thus she imagines it to be true.

  29. belly_flop says:

    Yes, you are delusional. IMO, RE4. There’s a castle and i agree with Gero, shooting Spanish farmers is a lot harder and not to mention illegal in real life.

  30. Bernard Strauss says:

    Remember kids, ominous latin chanting is inherently evil!

  31. HarmonyMarguerite says:

    OMG!!1! I had an experience JUST like this! I was playing Fatal Frame when a ghost jumped out at the screen, and I SWEAR it was calling me to join it!!1! I was so scared, for reals! And I swear the chanting in Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened was real live chanting, with real people’s voices! And the Dracula game, oh! I swear that vampire dude was outside my window last night! ((Where, oh where is the sarcasm font on this?))

  32. asdasdasd says:

    Jesus christ a fucker, delusional fuck.

    • Maverick says:

      if you want someone who is delusional, go visit the devil worship and christmas lights thread and have a laugh at the guy who writes under the name “jesus christ”.

  33. Allie says:

    Doesn’t “mordre es vivire” mean “death is life”?

  34. the dark ferret says:

    The problem is that she’s sitting ON her computer. It’s not the game that’s calling her name, it the computer telling her to get off!

  35. MsMuffn says:

    My Latin might be a little rusty, but I’m pretty sure that means “Death is to live”. Just sayin’…

  36. Anneko says:

    Wait… so they’re NOT saying ‘Morty has VD’?

    Well, that’s good news for Morty, anyway…

  37. No God says:

    This woman is the very reason why I think organized religion should be outlawed. If she had just read books about religion and made an opinion of it for herself, she may still believe in black magic but at least she would not think a video game was made by satan.

    But the moment you put several people like her together and comfort them into their beliefs, things get awkward at full speed.

  38. Kurisutsure says:

    Actually, as a religious person and a game lover I don’t blame her for being freaked out by the chants. Hearing her name seems like shes putting too much stock into it though. Maybe the game is possessed! xD I dunno, I just don’t think this really qualifies as super crazy. A bit maybe, but not enough to get on the main page.

  39. Kei says:

    I wish I could possess inanimate objects by chanting simple phrases in foreign languages. Though it might get inconvenient if I ever actually do want to say that phrase for some reason.

    Oh god, what if a proverb in English has some kind of secret power? Maybe I should stop quoting all proverbs and sayings, just in case.

  40. S.Azrael says:

    I bloody well LOVE RE4, easily one of the best games in the series! And yeah…I pretty much guessed this is what she was going on about…as a matter of fact, the game is being played behind me…and…it’s in the castle…

  41. Ninjinister says:

    …Donkey King?


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