Inner Beauty? Where?
Submitted By: AS
When people use the word “pregnate,” I feel like I know all I need to know about them.
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When people use the word “pregnate,” I feel like I know all I need to know about them.
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I think the term she’s looking for is obsessive psychotic, not autistic. But they all sound like a *really* sane bunch in general. I’m getting Kathy-Bates-in-Misery overtones every time I read ‘get him’ or ‘get one’. Perhaps a bear trap in the middle of the street would be more subtle. It’d probably work a lot better too.
But bear traps don’t let her use voodoo!
Any relationship without voodoo dolls is going nowhere.
Yofi, your comment reminds me of the NCIS episode in which Abby is stalked by her voodoo loving, crime scene cleaning up, crazy ex boyfriend.
Amusingly, that’s what I had in mind when writing the comment. I adore NCIS.
Agreed.
I’m your biggest fan
Maybe it is his cologne, you know “obsession it will make her crazy for you”. He needs a retraining order and maybe an armed escort for his wife and himself.
LOL!!! Axe spray is finally wreaking havoc on the people that swear by it. I wonder who she thinks she’s sleeping with – certainly not Lance Bass? o.O Just kidding. But seriously, there are only a handful of people that are regularly on TMZ.
OK, good luck with that voodoo thing…
You know the world is going downhill fast when you just can’t find a decent voodoo priestess anymore.
I bet Fox would be all over that as a new reality show.
Tonight at 8…
Do you Do Voodoo?
Find out who does
and where!
You notice it just says “a parent in tow”. It doesn’t say the parent in question is hers; I wonder if on her way to stalk men she just grabs onto random strangers and yells “Be my mother!”
Damn you Case Manager! Always trying to ruin the fun by being sane!
I thought she was just pathetic in the first section, but then you hit me with the last section and my quota for crazy was instantly filled. Very nice!
I wonder how the wife feels knowing her hubby is cheating on her with a psychotic/autistic woman who’s looking for a voodoo priestess. Yep, that’s gotta be a boost to the ol’ ego.
“Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”
Anyone know where I can get eye of newt?
Gingrich..
All out of eye of newt, but I’ve hear you can substitute three toes of cane toad and the only difference is in the flavour. Try balls of salamander to cover that.
you know, I really hate it when people try to substitute ingredients in potions and claim that there is not change. Really? cane toads? eye of newt has such a subtle essence. I mean, cane toads WILL work, but you might as well just microwave the whole thing then. No one respects us voodoo priests anymore.
Let me check what Martha Stewart has to say. She’s big on using top of the line ingredients. I do have balls of salamander in the pantry, but they expired 06/09.
Oh, I hate it when that happens. Fresh balls of salamander are so hard to come by anymore, too. But if you’re really looking for a good substitute for eye of newt, I’ve found that essence of pickled bat wing works just fine. The taste difference is so miniscule that you’d never notice.
I can imagine the results of her tests. “Lady, your place is on the other side of the scale!”
Come on! Autists are probably the LEAST persons who would stalk anyone, regarding that they more or less live in an enclosed universe all by themselves, not being much interested in socializing. Of course there are different types and grades of autism, but you can generally say that their main problem is to associate themselves with other people, not pursue them!
Autistic people do become stalkers because they have a hard time recognizing what’s appropriate “dating” behavior. There’s a documentary called “I Think We’re Alone Now” about an autistic man who stalks the singer Tiffany. And he has no idea that other people, including Tiffany, find his behavior totally weird and creepy. There are people who stalk because they get a thrill out of intimidation or sexual possession, and people who stalk because they are clueless about other people’s boundaries and expectations.
Asperger’s Syndrome falls under the umbrella of autism and this woman sounds almost classic.
Except we can spell.
What? Noooooo don’t blur out the photo!!!
No honey, they don’t reject you because you have austism. They reject you because you’re a crazy stalker.
You can’t “get tested” for autism. What a moron.
….just how do you think people get diagnosed with autism, anyway? Yes, they test for it. It’s not like a blood prick at the doctor’s office or a multiple-choice math test, but it’s still testing. In a psychiatrist’s office, usually.
You mean the autism fairy doesn’t come around and leave presents for all the good boys and girls?
Yeah…this woman NEEDS a psychiatrist’s office…that’s for sure…
Always be careful who you call a moron when you have no knowledge of a subject yourself. Of course they test for autism. Did you think they just go by guessing?
Are you serious? Then how does one get diagnosed? You certainly looked like the moron in this instance.
I think crazy for me went up when she said she had to drop from college or face FELONY stalking charges…yeah…got one piece of advice for the guy…run…fast…
She sounds like Mel from Flight of the Conchords. She stalked..I mean ‘pursued’ her teacher until he finally realized he loved her too.
My guess is the guy probably didn’t even really want to be with Ms. Felony Stalker.
We already know she’s a stalker, she probably knows where he lives and he’s afraid that if he says no to her, something bad will happen to him or even worse, his family.
I mean, come on…this wacko actually believes this guy is married to someone who’s a celebrity, but cheating on his celebrity wife with an uneducated, autistic stalker who believes in voodoo.
I keep thinking of this girl I used to know who really believed some online boyfriend that she had was actually Troy Aikman of the Dallas Cowboys.
I feel kinda bad for folk like that, because they don’t realise that are basically stalking people, they think it’s normal.
“Most men find autistic women funny.” No, they just find nutbags like you funny.
She will never give up,I would cheerfully be her voodoo priestess,I sense big bucks to be made.
This woman really is crazy so it kind of takes some of the funny out of it.
For the scum that he is for cheating on his wife, i feel a little sorry for him tho’ to be associated with a girl like that. One word: run away dude and don’t look back!
Just realized what a douche i am for say “one word:”.. *i mean six words! LOL..
I count 7…. Run 1. Away 2. Dude 3. And 4. dont 5. look 6. back 7. Lets see your resume/CV.
ok maths genius.. i had an off day. it should read 7! dang, wheres the delete button on this site anyways?
there needs to be one! (or at least an edit button… >.<)
Yeah, who knows if he’s actually cheating with her, or she’s just expecting/imagining it?
She helped him catch his wife in the act? It ended up on TMZ? He’s attracted to her “inner beauty” and more modest dressing?
Sounds like she’s totally delusional and keeps approaching this guy who is in no way attracted to her, but is grasping at straws for nice things to say to placate her.
yea and hence her inclusion into this website for our amusement. haha~!
anyone notice the irony that the girl he was CHEATING with helped catch his wife, ah, CHEATING?
I find it a rather confusing sub-plot.
and it was famous on TMZ……
don’t forget that part…..
If you do a little investigative work you can find this blog online
Let me tell you, the message on this EFCP is quite mild compared to some of her other muttering
As for the picture, it contains a human and a horse… guess which one is more appealing…
Links for the lazy?
Just Google the first line, “What I don’t get is that he loves my inner beauty but wont leave his skank wife?”
Another one:
OMFG.
So she has “never been kissed,” but somehow she’s having an affair with this married guy? (Who, ostensibly, is a celebrity or celebrity’s spouse?)
Something tells me this whole scenario is just an elaborate fantasy that this woman has whipped up for herself.
Screw autism…this chick is paranoid schizophrenic.
BINGO.
Nice catch about the “never been kissed”/cheating angle.
I have my suspicions that she is Dawnette Knight – the crazy Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas stalker.
That, or a compulsive liar craving attention.
Wow! She REALLY needs to hook up with this guy:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
For the record, I am also autistic, so don’t accuse me of picking on the disabled.
I *knew* she sounded like classic Asperger’s Syndrome!
Any links might be seen as a way of invading privacy and may get taken down
However, nothing to stop you searching on Google for say, “I just keep looking for the right voodoo priestess and he will” and looking for a lsiting with the title “Inner Beauty”…
Rocking, you are a genius for finding that.
I am guessing this guy didn’t do a thing except be nice to her and she is in her own little mixed up world.
She is seriously unstable and could possibly ruin a man’s family.
Sad.
“Inner beauty” in this case must mean “healthy spleen.”
That’d leave me out. Had my spleen out when I was 3.
I get the horrible feeling that this guy was nice to her once, out of pity. Now, she involving him is some twisted fantasy.
Poor guy. No good deed goes unpunished.
Yeah, who knew adultery could be such charitable work? Give me a break.
I don’t think it says explicitly that they slept together. She just mentions him offering to train her and saying he wishes his wife would dress more like her…etc…and people can twist kind words or even unkind words into anything they want to hear. I’m not so sure they actually slept together.
I don’t know about the adultery. From the blog and ‘never been kissed’, plus the general level of teh crazy, it sounds more and more like she’s exchanged one sentence with the guy and has now fixed on him.
I get that same feeling.
This is the impression I got too, AK. I think this so-called affair is all in her head.
I agree with you. I think she’s fantasized the entire affair.
bunnyboiler at large!!!
Did some googling.
on another site, she says he’s a professional wrestler, who is entertaining the troops with his best buddy Shawn, and that his name is Paulie, and that he married the bosses daughter.
“The wife came from a line of cheaters. Her father and grandfather were both cheaters. Right now I strongly believe she is pregnat with a child that isnt his. She is due about nine months after he was overseas in Iraq entertaining the troops. ”
Pretty sure she’s talking about HHH. And EQUALLY sure he doesn’t reciprocate. Or probably know her stalking ass exists.
I hope she doesn’t go after him with a knife or a voodoo doll.
I’m so ashamed that I know what you’re talking about. (Blame it on having 7 nephews under the age of 12!)
But yeah, the second I saw that bit you posted about him being a wrestler, all I thought was “Is she seriously talking about that camp soap-opera bit on (whatever pro-wrestling league it is that’s run by the McMahon’s)?
I’d say “poor girl” but some people are past pity, and (obviously) get entirely the wrong idea if you give it to them.
Probably she got an autograph and friendly comment from the poor guy. Once. In an arena full of screaming fans. And that’s all evolved into this psychotic little fantasy world…
Wow… this girl is full on. I found the website through google and looked at some of the other comments she made on other articles, seems to be much of the same craziness. I am actually impressed by the level of crazy she seems to be professing her. Despite the whole unfortunate “I’m going to kill you” vibe she keeps giving off for the married guy.
Anything short of murder. So, LEGAL. Are there really people like this?
I’m hoping “voodoo” is just a cute name for “prescribed medication including Olazepam and Lithium”. Rowr!
Please don’t breed please don’t breed.
Whats really funny is this lady whom is obviously bat shit crazy has some of the best spelling and grammer on this site.
I’ve wasted a good hour or two here at work finding more of this woman’s priceless online trail. I would feel bad, if that trail didn’t include postings on Stormfront (a White Supremacist website). There’s a pretty active trail on a board about spiritual who-ha. Not sure if I can post the title but I’ll say it is a Board that is Mystic, and her username there is cltncblondeeagle, and her nickname is Birdie. Looks like these get policed for privacy, so I’m not sure if it crosses the line, but if this stays and you have some time check it out. She’s been making friends left and right all over the internet!
OMG!! I just spent an hour “researching” her as well! What a racist nutjob! It would have been funny if she weren’t so serious… and had an army of assholes agreeing with her.
A racist…that wants to practice an Afro-Carribean religion? This just gets more fascinating all the time!
A desperately lonely autistic woman who is being taken advantage of by a married man is more sad than funny to me
Um, she admits to having never been kissed in another forum. She’s delusional.
Feel bad for the guy, who probably was approached at random by her craziness and simply said “Hello”. That’s all she probably needed to concoct this.
She’s batsh*t crazy if she’s had felonious stalking charges and has to stop herself just before killing.
I was tempted toward empathy as well, but the whole neo-nazi thing has made me a little less compassionate. I’ll let the author’s words about her illness speak for herself from the board I mention above.
“The sickness I know the most about and want to talk about the most is the one all of America is suffering from more than what I have here which inturn feeds back into the us vs them mentality that I have here.”
I think she’s just a troll, judging by what i can find of her through google. A scary, scary troll, but still a troll. I think I’m gonna avoid North Carolina from now on…
Tiger has hurt so many people.
“When people use the word “pregnate,” I feel like I know all I need to know about them”
When someone mentions the use of voodoo to win someone over, I choose not to associate with them
This is sad the poor thing is disabled not crazy.