He’s Got it All

January 26th, 2010 Willis 175 comments

EFCP - It Just Goes From Bad To Worse

Hi Christina! How have you been ?Did you have a happy birthday?I hope so.Where do you live at?I live in ******.. Do you have a boy friend or are you abstinent?I would really like to get to know you better.Hopefully you don’t live too far away but that wouldn’t matter.Well I was just checking in with you to see if you’re as lonely as me.lol.Do you live out on your own or do you still live at home with your parents.I live with my mom,my dad passed away in 2000.I help her with the bills and the groceries.I don’t have an automobile so I don’t drive anywhere.What time do you go to sleep or do you sleep?Are you a vampire?lol.I think you’re a very beautiful and lovely lady.Maybe I can get on a bus and come to see you where ever you live.I’m getting poked a plenty but I don’t mind as long as it’s fron you.lol.Email me back and let me know how you feel about me.I don’t have any confidence.I’ve been married twice and I have two Children.I would like to have more but yet no confidence to ask anyone out.I haven’t had a date since my last divorce and I got divorced in 1999.So it’s been quite awhile since I’ve been around a woman in an intimate way.I’m kind of scared to get into a relationship with a woman because I don’t want to be hurt again.I’m going to try to post some pictures of my daughters when they come in from Kentucky during Thanksgiving.I’m retired and on social security.I have schizophrenia but I take my medications and manage it fine.I don’t go out much except to the doctor and sometimes Walmart and the drug store every now and then.My mental illness makes me paranoid around crowds of people sometimes.I often see demons and people think that is sort of crazy.I’ve seen them since I was 3 or 4 years old back in the 1970’s and I’ve been seeing them ever since.I have often gotten into fights with them.I can tell when they are around me.I get a sense that’s hard to explain.I’ve seen Lucifer many times and he’s the most active demon I’ve seen.They have run all my friends off that I used to go to school with for the most part and I think it’s why that my friends have lost touch with me.Well enough of that because I’m really not crazy and the time reversals that have been happening is because of me.I’m covered up by the U.S. govrnment because they often use them to get information.I’ll talk to you later sweetie.Bye

I’m getting tired of other people taking credit for MY time reversals.

Like Robin to God’s Batman

January 25th, 2010 Willis 171 comments

I’m pretty sure this writer is claiming to be the second coming of Jesus, but he never comes out and says it. I like a touch of modesty with my delusions of grandeur.

EFCP - Just Like Gravity

Tired of Fear,Pain,Doubt,Worry,Poverty,Sorrow orAnything at All, I Can Help

I am building a team of true believers, only I have the secret to the formula of the science of faith, which means it works even if you yourself do not believe, like gravity, as long as you follow the simple instructions and do them. You will see and understand what being born again really is, because you will really be born again. I will give you the power to do all miracles, to receive whatsoever it is that you desire, to be protected and untouchable by any harm or powers, both spiritual and physical; I will give you immortality. You will see everything in a different light once I reveal the secret formula to you, and you must keep it secret, only I may reveal to anyone unless I commission you to, so that it is done the way that it needs to be done as you also receive. I can decode the words of the Bible and the word of God. I am the only one who has the formula to active faith. If you are tired of being afraid, being powerless, sick and diseased, blind, crippled, demon possessed, poor, sad and miserable or what ever it is that it may that ales you; I will give you the power to immediately overcome all of these things and more. For the first time since the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, you have not seen a power like this one. Given to me by God himself, I was lifted into Heaven on a cloud and returned back to earth again, and my words are sound. I am not asking for your money, it is a free gift as it has always been, it cost you nothing to see for yourself. Once your eyes are opened to the truth, you will want to forgive everyone who has ever trespassed against you. You will become completely sympathetic towards all of mankind; because you will be able to see how they all have been deceived by the spirit of Satan and you will be equip to help them. You will become fearless of all evil and you will know for sure you are saved, and that you please God. You will be changed and have the access to the true power of God, who is Jesus Christ. I am so excited because this is the beginning of the undeniable Kingdom of God on earth and all of the world will follow after Jesus Christ. I say that Jesus Christ is has returned and is here now on earth. Until now no one has sought the Kingdom of God. When you see what it is that I am about to show you, you will believe and we are going to change the world. Free I don’t want your money; I want to give you money. You will not need anyone to believe in you for this power to work nor will you need to depend on any person, only the power that I will give you; this power can not be stopped.

Submitted by: Dave

You Have To Start Somewhere

January 24th, 2010 Willis 129 comments

I’m just glad to have a new stage name. I think I can go places as Johnny Hugs.

Crazy Emails - I think you're cute PS My face is swollen

Johnny
Hugs

Hi, I know this seems strong to leave a note on your car. But I won’t be able to talk to anybody for a while, I need surgery, My face is all swelled up, Im going threw alot of pain, My face was reconstructed, and Im having problems with it. So I just don’t feel like talking to anybody right now.

But anyways I just want you to know I think your cute, boyfrind or not. I am twice as old as you, but I hope maybe we still can be friends, or a friend with benifits, you do what ya wanna do. I will like you, no matter what you may or may not want. I am very shy, I have a hard time talking to a pretty girl. But I can get past that. By the way you have very pretty eyes.

PS. I feel stupid for leaving a note but I just don’t feel like talking.

Submitted by: Rachelle

Ritual Reader Abuse

January 23rd, 2010 Aimeezburger 108 comments

I had to put this one up asap in order to further the elite astral agenda.

Crazy Emails - You Are Crazy If You Join The "Military.com"
You Are Crazy If You Join The "Military.com"

Greetings Government Officials and Politicians, The attached photo “xxxxxxxx” illustrates the configuration of a Pagan Ritual Sexual Abuset crime of an Astral agenda lead by Pxxxxxxxx of Wxxxxxxxx, Wxxxxxxxx, NZ. This Pagan Ritual Abuse crime trapped an American Child in Kindergarten. Boy was sabotaged at the age of 5 by a elite astral agenda for the purpose of astral weaponry used for a astral infinity Mecca. This sabotage included the accidental laceration of an 8 year old elementary school boy by a chow chow dog who was violently reacted by the asral purpotrator setting up the astral weaponry backend for the astral infinity Mecca. Pxxxxxxxx the biggest and most barbaric astral purpotrator benefactor of the animal shaman technique of birth chakra guardianship utilizes the spiritual energy created by using a dogs mouth and genitalia to astrally protect the birth chakra of astral participants directly involved with the astral infinity mecca. The problem with this is that Pxxxxxxxx has the US Elementary School BookPublisher Hxxxxxxxx making Wxxxxxxxx books, figurines and toys. Therefore Pxxxxxxxx Elite Astral Agenda has Sabotaged a Elementary School Boy at the age of 5, accidentally lacerated a 8 year old elementary school boy by violently reacting a Chow Chow dog against the boy and using Hxxxxxxxx to make books, figurines and toys of Lord of the Rings and King Kong for Elementary School Children. And this juxoposes the fact that a elementary school boys entire life was premeditadedly sabotaged for this specific purpose and that the civil liberties and sexuality of an American citizen were designed to sexually murder himself with the animal shaman technique. The Ritual Abuse Crime is known as “Dog xxxxxxxx” where the Pagan Shamans xxxxxxxx the xxxxxxxx of a the said victim who is now 31 years old with dogs xxxxxxxx. This “Dog xxxxxxxx” pagan technique is a form of psychhic harassment and their own self empowerement and benefit via negative vicarious sexual death of victim practiced as a mortality sexual fetish by astral warriors from New Zealand and the Pleiades who are creating and feeding on the negative energy of victims death and rebirth soul in the mecca of spiritual infinity anchored at Burning Man. The shaman uses the psychic 3rd eye chakra and birth cha kra of the dogs after “xxxxxxxx” the victim psychotically to prevent the psychic 3rd eye or birth chakra of other unwanted pagans from experiencing the Spiritual Infinity Mecca. The victims entire life has been enslaved by this Pagan Ritual and the forced victimization is not allowed to live, ascend or have sex without being “psychically raped or inconvienently harassed” by the shamans dogs so that the shaman may continue his Astral Spiritual Infinity Ritual. It is called the Anti-Christ and it is a Pagan technique used to prevent a person from ascending, either the victim or unwanted Pagans attempting to see or benefit from the Space Tribe’s Astral Mecca. Please bring this WarCrime Rape Agenda to justice in Lake Tahoe, California. The following Shaman Societies are enslaving the victim: Pxxxxxxxx of Wxxxxxxxx, King Kong & Lord of the Rings. Bxxxxxxxx of bxxxxxxxx in Qxxxxxxxx, New Zealand.xxxxxxxx A victimized, sexually abused and devastated young man of proffesional stature, Cxxxxxxxx Rxxxxxxxx, Txxxxxxxx and US Native Citizenship. Thank You, Politically Active Astral Victim Anonymousxxxxxxxx
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Submitted by – Erica C

I Will Insult You Into Love

January 22nd, 2010 Willis 117 comments

You are lacking in the following ways, but I’ll let it slide.

EFCP - Oh Snap, He Insulted Your Manners!

My Dearest,

Why have you not called my dear? Surely they would not have let you out on your own before you learned some basic manners. I would lke to think that maybe you were swamped with work, but lets be honest, you weren’t. Graphic Designers aren’t THAT busy to not call me back. Oh, my dear. It has been 22 hours since our amazing date. I have been counting the minutes and then converted them to hours so I know how my longing for you has progressed. It has, my dear. Oh, it has so progressed.

Remember our lovely date yesterday? I do. My mother remembers it too. She made you chicken and dumplings.You should be honored. I thought it would be nice to show you where I came from. My mother thought it was an excellent idea. She really liked you you know. Even though you didn’t talk much. I understand. you were nervous.

Why do you hurt me? Why are you insisting on not opening up to me. Do you know how long I have wanted you? I wanted you long before I asked you out. It kind of hurts to know that all that time invested in you is being wasted. It’s like waiting all year long for a toy and then Santa gives you a defective toy that you can’t even use (by the way, what do you want for christmas?). I’m not saying you are defective, but you need some work. I could help you to become what i thought you were.

Oh, while I am writing this, I am looking at your Facebook. You are so fun in these pictures. My mother and I would have loved to see this side of you. Granted, she would not have wanted you to drink and swear, but you can have fun with out all those tasteless things. However, I like all the sexy shots of you. Why didn’t I see that side of you? Why didn’t you come up to my room? My mother went to bed and you went home. Left me all alone. I went to be that night dreaming about what we would have done if you had been there. Too bad you weren’t there. We had a great time.

Well, call me when you get this, in case you were actually busy with your ART job.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

Submitted by: Tamara

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